A three-pose sheet: hand on hip with 'You are dating a Weasley?', a pout of 'My father will hear about this', and a faded sketch of her on a chair. The father line comes straight from Draco in the films.
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Malfoid and the golden trio, by masoq095
In masoq095's comic Malfoid finds Harry stuck between a girl Ron and Hermione, reminds him she warned him about the wrong sort, and offers to be friends if he asks nicely. Posted on October 1, 2026, it passed 110,000 likes.
Updated 2026-10-10
Malfoid and the golden trio
What happens in the comic?
The top panel is a group shot. Harry stands in the middle in his Gryffindor robe, glasses on, face blank, with a small ”…” next to him. On his left is Ron, drawn as a girl with messy red hair, freckles and a pleated skirt, holding his arm and blushing. On his right Hermione has her arms folded and the flattest look in the picture.
Around them float two captions in Malfoid’s voice: “I warned you Potter. Not to go around making friends with the wrong sort.” and “Now you are stuck with a poor Weasly and a useless mudblood.”
Then the bottom panel cuts to her. Green-lined robe, striped tie, a grin with one sharp tooth showing, a hand resting on her chest. “Worry not, we can still be friends.” And then: “All you have to do is ask nicely.”
Where is the joke?
It replays the first meeting from the books. On the Hogwarts Express Draco offers Harry his hand and his advice about the wrong sort, and Harry turns him down for Ron. masoq095 jumps years ahead and lets her collect on it: you picked them, look how that went, the offer still stands.
The insults are pure Draco, and so is the cruelty of “mudblood”. What makes it Malfoid is the last line. She does not want Harry to admit she was right. She wants him to ask.
Drawing Ron as a girl as well turns the panel into a rivalry with two sides. More comics about the ship are on Malfoid x Harry.
How big was it?
It went up on October 1 under the title “Malfoid and the golden trio” and passed 110,000 likes, making it the most-liked single comic in our fan art gallery. Two days earlier the same artist posted the three-pose sheet. The multi-part series that came after it are on Malfoid comics.
About the artist
masoq @masoq095
Joined on September 29 with a three-pose sheet built on 'My father will hear about this', then drew the golden trio comic and the 'POTTAR' height joke.
More Malfoid art by @masoq095
masoq095's 'Slytherin girl ragebaits herself': Harry has outgrown her, and she demands he kneel so she can look down at him again. 'Since when did you get so tall, POTTAR!' is the Pottah joke at its most quoted.
Slytherin girl ragebaits herself
Questions people ask
Is Ron a girl in this comic?
Yes. masoq095 draws Ron as a girl too, with red hair, freckles and a skirt, clinging to Harry's arm. Hermione stands on his other side with her arms folded.
Where does the 'wrong sort' line come from?
From Draco in the first book, when he tells Harry that some wizarding families are better than others and that he can help him avoid the wrong sort.